No offence to you ladies.. this is just another one “From my inbox“: A man was lying on a blanket at the beach He had no arms or legs. Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man. The first woman said “Have you ever had a hug” The man said “No”, So [...]
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Say the right thing, at the right time
Here is another one “From my inbox”: Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after the night at a business function. He forces himself to open his eyes and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single [...]
How to Change the mouse ball
Dont take this seriously, its just an email that I recieved today! To whom this may concern Re: Replacement of Mouse Balls If a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it may need a ball replacement. Mouse balls are now available as FRU (Field Replacement Units). Because of the delicate nature of [...]
Microsoft to Release Visual Studio 2005 for Unix/Linux
The best April fools yet “The code for Windows has been ready for manufacturing since late October of 2004, we’ve just been sitting on it waiting for the Unix teams to catch up” — Anonymous Microsoft Official [Read More]
Google Gulp – flavors ranging from Beta Carroty to Glutamate Grape
Here is something interesting: Quench your thirst for knowledge. Think a DNA scanner embedded in the lip of your bottle reading all 3 gigabytes of your base pair genetic data in a fraction of a second, fine-tuning your individual hormonal cocktail in real time using our patented Auto-Drink™ technology, and slamming a truckload of electrolytic [...]